The New Yorker
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog, Across Genres
Aesop's Fables Written After a Bad Breakup
New Hallmark Christmas Movies From Your Favorite Hollywood Directors
Comedy = Tragedy + Time, and Other Equations
Reviews Are in for 'The Female Joker'
Your New Generalized-Anxiety Home-Security System
Honest Dating Profiles of Punctuation Marks
Spooky Things That Have Happened Since They Opened That Sarcophagus in Egypt
Updated Presidential Fitness Test
Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James: Everything You Need to Know
Encouragement for Struggling Creatives
F.B.I. Secrets That James Comey Knows
The Season's Hottest New Podcasts
How to Dismiss Harassment Like a French Woman
A Holiday Gift Guide for Manly Men
I Swear That I, Justin Trudeau, Am Not Trying to Hurt You
Excerpts from the All-Girl Remake of "Lord of the Flies"
Excerpts from Steinbeck's Novel About the 2013-17 Drought
What's in James Comey's Memos?
One Hundred Days of Ineptitude
McSweeney's
A Statement from Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps in His House
Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
Congratulations on Your Accomplishment!
Rihanna's 'Bitch Better Have My Money,' Repurposed for Freelancers
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Birth of Samuel Allen Novak
Every Single Possible Way I Have Attempted to Repurpose Nabakov's Famous Line "(Picnic, Lightning)"
One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: She is New Here
Critics Respond to Classic Jokes Told by Male Comedians and Female Comedians
Electric Literature
Literary Wedding Ideas for People Who Don't Really Understand Books
We Cloned Charlotte Brontë from a Lock of Her Hair, and Chaos Ensued: Welcome to Brontësaurus Park
Books Where the Dog Dies, Re-Written So the Dog Doesn't Die
Can You Speed-Read Your Way to Happiness?
I Only Listen to Audiobooks on VinylThe Creator of 'BoJack Horseman' Has a New Way to Break Your Heart (my interview with Raphael Bob-Waksberg)
Reductress
I Have No F***ing Idea How I'm Supposed to Feel About Coldplay
Four Foods from Infancy We Wish They'd Bring Back
Ways to Be Ambiguous About Whether You Have a Cat or a Child
My Name is Too Weird to Be On a Coke Can
Natural Highs That Are Way Better While Actually High
Did You Not Read the Pillow That Said 'Live, Laugh, Love'?
'RIP, John Cena!' and Other Things We Would Say if the Very Healthy John Cena Died
The Rumpus: Funny Women
Points in Case
The Offing
Cafe
Usher Songs We're All Looking at a Little Differently Now
D.B. Weiss and David Benioff Have Lots of Other Offensive Show Ideas
As Sperm Count Continues to Drop, Drastic Measures Must Be Taken
More Leaked Game of Thrones Episodes That We Just Made Up
Jay-Z Thinks Chris Martin is a Modern Day Shakespeare
6 Shows to Expect from Shonda Rhimes
Joel Osteen's Bible Just May Read a Little Differently Than Yours
Image Journal
Medium Member Features
The Washington Post
River Teeth: Beautiful Things Column
The Steinbeck Review
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